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Procrastination meets petty larceny in the most charming and philosophically rich way possible. This Why Do Today What You Can Steal Tomorrow Raccoon tee is a genuine masterpiece delivered through the medium of a trash panda who has clearly thought very deeply about time management and arrived at his own elegant conclusions about how life should be approached. The retro cartoon illustration style gives the raccoon that classic Saturday morning energy ā lovable total chaos, zero accountability, maximum charisma ā and the typography seals the entire argument perfectly.
This shirt exists for people who appreciate a morally flexible viewpoint expressed through genuinely excellent whimsical animal art. Wear it to brunch, to the farmer's market, to your friend group's chat as a photo, or anytime you need a reminder that life is genuinely short and this raccoon is probably right about most things. The sun-faded screen print delivers that authentic broken-in quality, like it has been your favorite shirt since you found it at a thrift store in 2004. Timeless. Iconic. Fully raccoon energy.
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Washing - Cotton is machine washable and it is advised to use warm water. Drying - Cotton clothing should be hang dried. High setting on Dryer can also be used. Ironing - Use iron on high temperature.
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