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Zero guilt, maximum confidence ā this raccoon did not just take a slice, he took the whole pie and he is absolutely at peace with every aspect of that decision. The Confidence Level Stole A Whole Pizza Raccoon tee taps into that delightful vintage energy of 1980s novelty shirts: the ones with cartoon animals doing spectacularly chaotic things while looking completely and utterly unbothered by the consequences. It is funny, it is instantly relatable, and the retro illustration style gives this mischievous trash panda a timeless swagger that commercial print media has not quite managed to match since approximately the Reagan administration.
Whether you are a pizza loyalist, a fellow chaotic neutral personality, or just someone who deeply appreciates a raccoon living his absolute best life with zero apologies to anyone, this shirt was made specifically for you. The relaxed unisex fit and sun-faded screen print give it that perfectly worn-in quality ā like it has been your go-to lazy Saturday shirt for fifteen comfortable years, even if it just arrived in the mail. Pair it with cutoffs, high-tops, and complete confidence.
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Washing - Cotton is machine washable and it is advised to use warm water. Drying - Cotton clothing should be hang dried. High setting on Dryer can also be used. Ironing - Use iron on high temperature.
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