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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are dead inside, and this shirt understands you completely. The Dead Inside But It Is Valentines Skull tee is for everyone who observes February fourteenth with a complex mixture of emotions best expressed through gothic holiday humor and a skull graphic that would look completely at home on the cover of a vintage pulp magazine from 1977. It is anti-Valentine's energy delivered with enough genuine style and dry wit that even the most committed romantics in the room will quietly want one for themselves.
Wear it to the grocery store while everyone around you is buying dramatically overpriced roses, to the Galentine's gathering where total honesty is the highest possible form of affection, or to any Valentine's adjacent event where you want to make your exact emotional stance unmistakably clear without having to explain yourself to anyone. The retro illustration and holiday typography combine into something simultaneously funny and surprisingly, genuinely cool. Sun-faded print, zero forced sentimentality, maximum character.
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Washing - Cotton is machine washable and it is advised to use warm water. Drying - Cotton clothing should be hang dried. High setting on Dryer can also be used. Ironing - Use iron on high temperature.
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